Friday, July 23 found special visitors at Parky’s Pub for Celtic Kitchen Sink.  While we at Parky’s believe all of our patrons are special, these two visitors were extra special.  DJ Isobela Capalini was in search of “the Boob Fairy”.  She has had a grievance with this fairy for a long time.  Check out the lyrics to the Deirdre Flint song, “The Boob Fairy”   http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/d/deirdreflint1112/theboobfairy50667.html.

I sent out the notices indicating Isobela’s request (she didn’t know what I was doing).  As the doors were opening, our first special guest arrived, the Butt Fairy.  This fairy stated that she came in her sister’s stead as she did not know where her sister was, but knows many have grievances with her.   No one wanted the services of the Butt Fairy unless she decreased the size instead of augmenting.  The owner, however decided to use this to her advantage and was able to keep the rowdy group in line by telling them instead of ejecting them she would send them to the corner with the Butt Fairy.

The Butt Fairy

It seems that after people around the grid began receiving the notices they sent out beacons looking for the Boob Fairy to help Isobela and while the crowd was dancing away to the wonderful Celtic tunes a new fairy flew into our midst.  This time we had the one and only Boob Fairy.  Together, the two fairies danced and played with the patrons who came from all over the grid just to become acquainted with these two fine creatures.

I am always excited about the patrons who frequent Parky’s Pub and when we can have two such very special guests who mix and mingle with everyone else it is all the more exciting for me.  We have been visited by special guests since the pub opened 10/9/08.  From refrigerators to spaghetti monsters and even Frankenstein in a kilt.  Perhaps one day I can get all the fairs and perhaps a leprechaun or two to visit at the same time (our usual furries and blue angels are always welcome).

The Boob Fairy and The Butt Fairy

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2 Comments on Special Visitors To Parky’s Pub

  1. Kimala says:

    at times like these I am worried someone forgot to read the Pub rules :)

    *giggles and runs away*

  2. admin says:

    Hehe As long as they are not displaying those parts.

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