The WHOLE Soapy Story

Thursday night was, as always, amazing fun at Parky’s Pub.  Most of you are aware of the posted rules and some fret being banned because they have difficulty with self-control.  A few see rules posted and just leave.  In case you have ever wondered what happens if you break the rules at Parky’s Pub, here is the lesson learned Thursday night.  I was laughing so hard at everything I couldn’t focus.  However, Pub Photog, Kimala Kohime was on the ball.  Not only did she get a happy snappy for posterity, she delivered the play-by-play which follows (some editing to make it even funnier).  Thank you Kimala and all who were there to enjoy this.  Crighton you are a great sport.  Just , no more cussing please!!!

 

 

Parker: Crighton sounding confused again

Kimala: discombobulated?

Crighton: Not confused….just…..yeah!

Kimala: discombobulated?

Saphire: its DJ Scat I think

Crighton: discomfuckulated

Kimala points to rules

Parker looks at the rules

Crighton: what?

Parker: ☺”Giggles”☺

Saphire: oh oh , your in trouble

Crighton: that is not a four letter word!!

Saphire: have to wash the dishes now

Kimala: but it might be divisible by 4

Crighton: it’s not even a word

Kimala quickly searches in Wikipedia

 Smilodon: Huh?

Crighton: discomphuqueulated

 Kimala finds validation

Parker crosses her arms and taps her foot

Kimala digs out soap, come on, open up

Saphire: giggle

Crighton: okay okay

Crighton opens mouth

Kimala: now you’re like the Lawrence Welk DJ

Parker: Cute

Saphire: Crighton is so bubbly tonight

Kimala: look at those bubbles

Saphire: )) love it )

Kimala: I think C wears soap on a rope in RL permanently

Parker: I love my SLamily