A Message To Mr. Van Gogh
OF ALL THE CRAZY, INANE, FOOLHARDY THINGS TO DO!
You cut off your ear. Are you STUPID? OY! G_d goes to the trouble to put the things on each side of your head and you have to go and remove one of them yourself. You’re a painter, for Pete’s sake, not a surgeon. I can understand your reasons for wanting to remove your ear. The noise inside can really drive you nuts. You can’t hear well out of it. 
In fact, I have thought of lobbing off my own ear. The operative word being, thought. However, I need both of my ears to hold up my glasses. So again, tell me how can you be so imprudent? For the life of me, I just can’t imagine what must have actually been going through your mind to cause you to take such drastic measures.
In fact, I have thought of lobbing off my own ear. The operative word being, thought. However, I need both of my ears to hold up my glasses. So again, tell me how can you be so imprudent? For the life of me, I just can’t imagine what must have actually been going through your mind to cause you to take such drastic measures. I guess I only have one legitimate question for you:
